Category: Waffle and randomness

  • Britains Secret Intelligence Service is not so secret now!

    I’m sitting here in my hotel room half-watching Spooks on the BBC, and it reminded me that the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) joined the world-wide web community today (Spooks is actually about the British Security Service – MI5, but that’s close enough).

    Not bad for an organisation that the very existence of was officially denied until 10 years ago!

  • My two minutes of fame

    I was on the telly today!

    It all started a week or so back, when I read my regular e-mail up date from the BBC Working Lunch programme and saw this:

    WORKING LUNCH NEEDS YOU!
    Some of you have told us about incidents of falling slightly into overdraft and then being hit by disproportionate penalties from your bank. If you’re in the same boat we want to hear from you.

    I had exactly that experience a few weeks back and so I dropped them a quick e-mail, never expecting to hear anything more. Then this morning, I got a call from one of the producers – they wanted to interview me and asked if I could come in to a local studio for a live link up!

    After a couple of quick calls to clear it with my bosses (nothing about IT, no links to my employer, only an hour out of my day – call it my lunch break), I was off to the BBC’s Northampton studios. Everything seemed to go okay although I was thinking that I probably sounded like a right bumbling fool because the link from Northampton to London went via Cambridge and Norwich making my voice echo in my earpiece (which is really distracting). Then when I got home I saw this on the Working Lunch website [my underlining]:

    Screen shot from the BBC Working Lunch website

    “One viewer’s unfair bank charges” – that’s little Me! I thought they’d have loads of stories and I’d be the good news one because First Direct did at least drop the extortionate £105 they charged us for a minor error on our part. Imagine my surprise when I was featured in the very first piece on today’s show!).

    None of this is anything to do with technology – but it did make me happy! The next bit is the techie thing (and hence the reason for blogging it here)…

    Of course, I recorded the programme but only on VHS cassette which is not fantastic quality so I decided to find out how to get the online version down to my PC (the show is available on the web for 24 hours after broadcast, but only as a Real Media stream). Thanks to the advice on Swen’s Blog, I have a copy of my two minutes of fame to keep for all time (although I still need to convert the .RM file to something which doesn’t need a bug-ridden piece of spyware to read it).

  • New job at Fujitsu Services – no longer blogging at Conchango

    Over the last few years, I’ve been a consultant for a major IT Services company; worked for a UK-based support services company (and hated most of my time there); contracted for Australia’s largest independent magazine distributor; worked in-house designing and project managing a Europe-wide infrastructure refresh for a major fashion design, marketing and retail organisation; and then I joined Conchango, a mid-sized consultancy which specialises in delivering technology-driven business solutions that incorporate the latest methodologies and technologies.

    I’ve worked with Conchango, first as a client and then as a consultant, for about 3 and a half years in total but the time has come for me to move on. For anybody who lives within commuting distance of London or Surrey, enjoys the variety of work which consultancy offers, and who knows a significant amount about enterprise intelligence, interactive media, agile development and program management, or mobility, Conchango is a fantastic place to work. It feels a bit strange to be leaving a company that I still enjoy and which is packed with talented people but as Conchango’s focus shifts away from infrastructure services, I’ve decided to rejoin Fujitsu Services (it was ICL when I was there just over 5 years ago) to embrace a new role as a Senior Customer Solutions Architect, taking technical responsibility for IT infrastructure projects within their Architecture and Design Group.

    One of the things I’ve enjoyed most at Conchango (apart from being lucky enough to feature in the IT press) is that they encourage blogging (there’s a whole load of Conchango bloggers now) although my blog output has prompted some to comment on its volume and to say they almost expect to see what I had for breakfast appear next! One of my clients says he can find out what he’s been up to by reading these pages! I just hope that what I write is useful and that people enjoy reading it. Since last November, most of my posts here have been mirrored on my Conchango blog – from today, that will no longer be the case, and as far as I know, Fujitsu doesn’t have company-sponsored blogs, so this site is once again the single focus of my technology-related blogging (although I still hope to have the occasional article published on the Microsoft TechNet Industry Insiders blog).

    I’ve got loads of stuff waiting for me to write about (but not much time to write it) – in the meantime, watch this space

  • “Incessant infrastructure and tech gossip”

    For a while now I’ve wanted a catchy subtitle for my blog (something descriptive, maybe with a touch of humour, and perhaps also a little bit thought provoking – like, for example, a “grey matter honeypot, distracting the mind with information overload“) but I’m just not witty enough to come up with one myself.

    Well, now it looks like fellow Conchango blogger, Jamie Thomson, has come up with the goods for me in his latest post, where he describes my musings as “incessant infrastructure and tech gossip”. Well, it’s certainly descriptive!

  • Caught by the robot police (smile please – that’ll be 3 points and 60 quid)

    Speed camera signI’ve just received a a conditional offer of fixed penalty from Dorset Police after I was detected exceeding the 70mph speed limit on a dual-carriageway near Poole. Me being caught speeding will come as no surprise to those who knew me in my youth, but for a while now I’ve had a clean licence so I’m a little bit annoyed as it was dry, sunny, almost 7pm, I was just 13mph over the limit (on a wide, fast road) and the position of the Dorset Safety Camera Partnership mobile camera unit might have been considered by some to be parked dangerously.

    To those who say “there is a sure way to avoid a speeding fine – don’t break the speed limit”, I say “fair comment”; but I find it difficult to believe that there are any drivers out there who do not occasionally stray over the limit and the issue of road safety is much bigger than just speed. I’d like to use this post to highlight my views on how technology could and should be used to improve road safety in the UK.

    I don’t want to turn this into a rant but in my research I’ve found that much of the information on the ‘net breaks down into four major areas:

    • Local authority/police “safety partnerships”.
    • Petrolheads who want to be able to drive as fast as they like.
    • Environmental campaigners who want to see speed limits reduced and alternative transport promoted.
    • Technical information about various types of speed detection and/or detection-evasion devices.

    My arguments are that technology (remember, this is a technology blog) in the form of “safety” cameras is being used instead of sensible policing; and that technology should be used to drive through road safety schemes that are much broader in scope than the official “Think!” or “Speed Kills – Kill Your Speed” campaigns.

    Here’s some of the background information and opinion:

    “The number of fixed penalty fines issued in England and Wales has risen seven-fold from around 260,000 in 2000-2001 to 1.8 million in 2003-2004. Speed cameras are reportedly currently netting more than £20m a year profits for the Treasury. Motorists caught by the cameras have three points added to their licence and pay a £60 fixed penalty.”

    [UK National Speed Camera Database]

    Meanwhile:

    “In the 1980s around 15% of police resources went into traffic duties – now that has been cut to 5%… We need more police on traffic duty not less – both to combat road casualties and to encourage better driving standards.”

    [Professor David Begg, Chair of the Commission for Integrated Traffic, writing in Police (the newspaper of the Police Federation), March 2004]

    “We are told that the speed cameras cut accidents. They are not about safety; they are all about revenue. We are required to cut road deaths by 50 per cent by 2010. With traffic officer numbers down by 2,500 this year, we have more chance of having tea with the Pope than achieving that result.

    The public has become alienated from the police. The public supported ‘traffic cops’ even if they were wary, because they could see the value of our work. Speed cameras have made the police the enemy of the motorist, even if we have nothing to do with them. They are seen as the police making money.”

    [Un-named police officers writing in Police (the newspaper of the Police Federation), March 2004]

    My personal views almost entirely mirror this article on the Association of British Drivers (ABD) website – to quote:

    “Firstly, let me make it very plain. I am not against cameras being used as part of a structured, multi-faceted and well thought-out strategy to reduce accidents. What I am against is their proliferation on open roads… and the intention to replace the former methods of traffic behaviour-monitoring and accident reduction with these inanimate eyesores.”

    I broke the law by driving at 83mph in a 70mph limit; I’m not trying to justify that. I’d just like to tread the fine line between being “yet another petrolhead” and ending the current obsession with numerical speed – stressing that there is more to road safety than speed limits and traffic calming measures.

    Think!Unfortunately, the official campaigns do not recognise that speed (alone) doesn’t kill. Bad driving kills and whilst speed may be a contributory factor in many cases, so is hesitancy, and so is complacency. Too few motorists think of a driving licence as a responsibility, or a car as a 1.5-tonne lump of heavy machinery and targeting speeding is easy, whereas driver education isn’t. Most of us pass a UK Driving Standards Agency test at 17 years of age and many drivers never receive any further training. Last week I heard a radio phone-in on the BBC Radio 2 Jeremy Vine program discussing a “3 strikes and you’re out” caveat on those who find it difficult to reach the required standard to pass the driving test – what I didn’t hear anyone say (and what I’d rather see) is that perhaps pressure should be brought on the government to introduce compulsory re-assessment of driving standards (for example, every 10 years), or even a local voluntary scheme to increase standards. I certainly found my company-sponsored Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA) defensive driving course an excellent eye opener (although almost 9 years ago now) and have even paid for additional motorcycle training.

    This month is the RAC Foundation, Auto Express magazine, the Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM) and BSM‘s National Motorway Month. Quoting from the RAC Foundation’s news release:

    “In 2004, National Motorway Month covered the themes of tailgating, middle lane hogs, nervous drivers and driver fatigue. In 2005 the campaign will focus on:

    • Worst driving habits.
    • Causes of congestion.
    • Causes of accidents.
    • Standards of driving on motorways.

    Key findings from the campaign last year were:

    • Over 40 per cent of motorists drive too close to the car in front on motorways.
    • One-third of lane capacity is being wasted at peak times due to poor lane discipline on the motorways.
    • More than 50 per cent of motorists habitually drive for more than two hours on long motorway journeys without taking a break.
    • More than one-third (ten million) drivers admit to regular feelings of anxiety when driving or considering driving on the motorways.”

    Bad driving is not just a motorway problem. In my experience, driving across the country, at the start and end of the day schools often have parents’ cars illegally double-parked outside, seriously restricting visibility for children crossing the road (at one memorable location in Slough they were even parked with all four wheels on the pavement) whilst nobody checks the speed of nearby motorists (when even a perfectly legal 30mph may be an inappropriate speed). Meanwhile “safety camera vehicles” can be seen on a summer evening close to 70mph roads constructed only a few years ago (if these roads are dangerous at that time of the evening then they were poorly designed, or not wide enough!). It’s not just the public that drive badly either – most Police drivers today receive very little in the way of additional driver training and one of my friends often comments on the time I was forced to sound my horn to indicate my presence when cut up by a Police driver (non-emergency).

    I live in a small market town, close to the county borders of Northamptonshire, Bedfordshire and Milton Keynes. Neighbouring Northamptonshire County Council has spent huge sums of money on road safety measures such as new refuges at junctions, but (along with many authorities) in 2004 it failed to grit major roads when winter weather was forecast – the result being rain freezing to ice followed by 4-5cm of snow the next day and traffic chaos.

    One stretch of the A428 between Northampton and Bedford – one of Northamptonshire’s red routes – now has so many information and warning signs at some junctions that it could be considered difficult to take in all the information (even at well below the speed limit). Additionally, there is a SPECS system in place with no posted repeater speed limit signs (because the national speed limit is in place there is no legal need to display such signs), resulting in drivers slowing from a legal 60mph to as low as 30mph, but more typically 40-50mph); meanwhile last year the route was littered with signs encouraging drivers to slow down but which were so difficult to read with small lettering that they can actually cause accidents (e.g. “want to kill something – kill your speed”, “speeding fills hospital beds”, or signs detailing the number of casualties on the road in the last 3 years).

    Sadly, many of the fatalities on this stretch of road occurred within days of some resurfacing work (and no warning signs of the new surface) a few years back – it is worrying to read that a type of surface for which safety has been called into question elsewhere in Europe is still routinely used in the UK.

    At other locations there are the inconsistent signs and road markings that could cause confusion and accidents – for example last time I looked, the A43 between Northampton and M1 junction 15A had painted lane markings for the M1(N) which contradicted the overhead signs and a sign nearby which read “check your lane”!

    Adding to this:

    “Local roads are in their worst condition for 30 years, with consequences for traffic flow and safety.”

    [UK Government Department for Transport]

    So what’s the point of all this rambling? Basically, instead of the UK Government’s proposed national congestion charging scheme and the ever-rising use of “safety” cameras (coupled with reduced numbers of real police), I’d like to see technology used to good effect, increasing road safety through:

    • An increase in the use of variable speed limits on urban motorways, but only if the restrictions are cleared as soon as any danger has ended (e.g. fog has lifted, traffic levels have dropped), and possibly linked to higher limits on all motorways when visibility is good and traffic is light (analysis of European speed limits and accident rates shows no correlation between high speeds on motorways and increased levels of fatalities).
    • Engineering works to improve safety at dangerous junctions (e.g. grade-separated junctions replacing flat crossings on all trunk routes).
    • Assessment of information displayed on major road “matrix” signs every 15 minutes (so that out-of-date information is removed and up-to-date information is provided).
    • Removal of blatant revenue-raising “safety” cameras and redeployment to areas where they could have a real impact on saving lives.
    • A re-test for all drivers every 10 years, assessing their ability to cope with dangerous situations (e.g. using a simulator).

    This application of technology to the problem should be supplemented with:

    • Reinstatement of real police, who understand what is bad driving and what isn’t, equipped with the necessary tools and training to carry out their job effectively.
    • Consistent application of speed limits across England and Wales with regular posting of repeater signs (even if the national speed limit is in place).
    • Consistent directional signing and road markings.
    • Removal of all distracting signage with small lettering.
    • Prompt and effective repairs to all roads where maintenance is required.

    I’m conscious that I’ve linked many of the “petrolhead” articles in this post (as well as respectable organisations such as the RAC Foundation and the IAM); but in the interests of fairness and balance, I’d also like to highlight organisations with the opposite view:

    • The Slower Speed initiative is campaigning for a reduction in speed on our roads.
    • Transport 2000 campaign on a wide range of transport topics including lower speeds (interestingly they comment on the Association of British Drivers as “well known for hating speed cameras and, one assumes, anything that stops them going as fast as they like” – I have linked a couple of ABD articles in this post but can’t say I agree with everything on their website).
    • Brake – the road safety charity.

    Finally, for a tongue in cheek look at driving standards in the UK today, I recommend that you check out Ian Everleigh’s New Highway Code.

  • We are not afraid: photo blogging at its best

    This is a technology blog and as such, I don’t cover politics. I do sometimes work in London though. As do many of my friends and family. And I do like it when somebody uses technology to push home a message – like that WE’RE NOT AFRAID of terrorism.

    We are not afraid

    Here are some of my favourites from the galleries on the We’re Not Afraid photo blog site.

    We are not afraid
    We are not afraid
    We are not afraid
    We are not afraid
    We are not afraid
    We are not afraid
    We are not afraid
    We are not afraid

    Get the message?

    Links

    Wikipedia
    London bomb victims book of condolence
    British Red Cross London Bombings Appeal

  • Can you help to make poverty history?

    Yesterday’s Live 8 concerts were a fantastic spectacle. I know that many critics doubt the effect that the Live 8 campaign can have; and as this is a technology blog I will put aside the politics, but one thing the Live 8 event has done is to grab the attention of the media (I guess bloggers are a small part of that group) and the general public (I definitely fit there) and focus it on the G8 summit, something which most of us would normally ignore.

    I watched a big chunk of the UK coverage on television (but didn’t stay up to 4am to see the end of the US concert) and for me the favourites had to be the original Pink Floyd (reunited after 24 years – as one banner said “pigs have flown: Pink Floyd reunited”), The Who? and Faithless (we saw a short clip from the concert in Berlin). The great thing about these events is that you also hear acts that you wouldn’t normally pay any attention to – I thought Joss Stone was great; caught the end of the Snow Patrol set; and was pleasantly surprised to enjoy what I saw of Craig David’s acoustic set in Paris. I missed the Madonna set (which was reported to be fantastic), and was underwhelmed by the much-hyped Paul McCartney and U2 version of Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band but the McCartney performance of All along the Watchtower was great – it would have been cool if he’d played that with U2 (as they have both recorded it)…

    Take part in the Make Poverty History campaign by adding your name to the list.

    Links

    Live 8 Live
    Make Poverty History
    White Band

  • Why consultants should leave hardware alone…

    Today has not been a good day for me and computer hardware.

    It all started a couple of weeks back, when I dropped the bag in which I carry the Dell Latitude D600 that I use for work. When I took the computer out of the bag, I had cracked the case on the edge of the screen, although everything was still working. Of course, this type of damage is not covered by warranty (and I can hardly blame Dell on this one) but when I e-mailed the internal support department they had an identical computer over which a colleague had spilt red wine. So, it should just be a case of swapping over the screens and my laptop will be good as new – or that’s what I thought…

    Once I put it all back together, I powered on the computer and… smelt burning electronics, combined with wisps of smoke from the motherboard. So that was the end of laptops 1 and 2.

    The guys in internal support are helpful (and do have a sense of humour); luckily they had a spare D600 which was working, although the previous user had reported a problem with the display that no-one had managed to look at yet. I slid my original hard disk into the spare unit and it all fired up. Windows Server 2003 plug and play detected a hardware change (just a different wireless network card) and I was away – except that the display switched off after a few minutes, and attaching an external monitor didn’t make any difference. After half an hour on the phone (during which I reseated the monitor connector and restarted the computer several times, with the screen going blank on each occasion after varying lengths of time) I managed to convince Dell that a new motherboard was required and they are dispatching an engineer in due course. In the meantime, I need a computer to work with and so, on to laptop number 4, on which I am typing this post (it has a dodgy trackpad and the DVD drive makes some funny noises, but I can live with that for a few days).

    Now, the combination of my recent iPod purchase (so far I’ve managed to rip about a sixth of my CD collection and I’m up to 11Gb of MP3s) and my hobby as a photographer (over 2000 6-megapixel images in the last 6 months) means that I have run out of hard disk space on my home PC, so this morning I bought a 250Gb Seagate Barracuda hard disk from RL Supplies. I was understandably a bit nervous about installing new hardware after the debacle which destroyed 2 laptops and disabled one more – my IT Manager suggested I look out for at least two pairs of magpies on the way home, hang a horseshoe over the door, get hold of some lucky heather and find a four-leaf clover before even opening the case.

    I quickly hooked up the new disk and then, armed only with an MS-DOS boot disk and a copy of Symantec Ghost, I cloned my old disk onto the new one in half an hour. Then I removed the original disk, rebooted and after a quick restart to let Windows XP sort itself out once it had detected the hardware change I was away again with a 625% increase in capacity.

    Phew! Now I think I’ll stick to software for a while…

  • Technology’s role in the demise of the English language

    The English language is dying.

    I know that languages evolve over time and that change is inevitable, but I would say the vast majority of people in England do not write (or even speak) good English. Witness the number of signs with mis-placed apostrophes (e.g. HGV’s use next entrance) – and one of my recent customers even has painted markings on the surface of their car park which suggest walkers possess that particular area (i.e. pedestrian’s).

    My own English is far from perfect; but I can blame that on being a child of the 1970s and 1980s who had a state school education. I remember one teacher at my middle school who was so frustrated as the class struggled with basic punctuation such as full stops, commas and apostrophes that they decided not to teach us how to use semi-colons and colons. That was that and I never learnt how to use them.

    So what has this got to do with a (we)blog about technology? Well, I recently read Lynne Truss’ best seller “Eats, Shoots and Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation“. In the last chapter, Truss discusses technology’s role in the destruction of our language. To quote:

    “…by tragic historical coincidence a period of abysmal under-educating in literacy has coincided with this unexpected explosion of global self-publishing. Thus people who don’t know their apostrophe from their elbow are positively invited to disseminate their writings to anyone on the planet stupid enough to double-click and scroll”.

    She continues:

    “…Even in the knowledge that our punctuation has arrived at its present state by a series of accidents; even in the knowledge that there are at least seventeen rules for the comma, some of which are beyond explanation by top grammarians – it is a matter for despair to see punctuation chucked out as worthless by people who don’t know the difference between who’s and whose, and whose bloody automatic ‘grammar checker’ can’t tell the
    difference either”.

    I did chuckle when I read about Bob Hirschfield’s pluperfect virus (the Strunkenwhite Virus), which first appeared in the Washington Post. Intended to provide a satirical view on the rise in hoax virus e-mails, it describes a virus (named Strunkenwhite after the authors of a classic guide to good writing), which returns e-mail messages that have grammatical or spelling errors.

    Somewhat unfairly IMHO ;-), Truss also attacks emoticons but all of this does leave me wondering whether my son will grow up to read text or txt, and, does all of this, like, really matter as the erosion of our written language is just part of a wider issue with the spoken form, innit?

    In the UK, The Economist recently ran a poster campaign which read something like:

    “You can so tell the people who don’t like read the Economist”.

    For those of us who do care about the correct use of language, Answers.com provides an online dictionary with definitions (e.g. blog), pronunciation, explanations (courtesy of Wikipedia); or there is WordSpy (the Website devoted to lexpionage, the sleuthing of new words and phrases).

    I commend these as examples of where technology can help us to become more expressive in our online use of language.

    Long live the English language!


    Online dictionary, thesaurus, encyclopedia and much more…
  • Why some middleware should be bundled with the operating system

    Anti-trust laws are supposed to protect consumers from monopolistic companies. As such, it is hardly surprising that Microsoft regularly finds itself in court facing yet another anti-trust suit, but the latest move by the US government concerns me greatly.

    I have a licensed version of Windows XP Professional on my laptop, so I’m not bothered by the Windows Genuine Advantage program, whereby users have to prove that their copy of Windows is legitimate before downloading additional software.

    According to the Windows IT Pro magazine network WinInfo Daily Update:

    “Windows Genuine Advantage is designed to reward owners of non-pirated Windows copies with value-added advantages for being legitimate customers. Like Product Activation, Windows Genuine Advantage seeks to curb software piracy, which various analyst groups say is rampant around the world. IDC reports that software piracy is a $30 billion problem, with pirated software accounting for about 30 percent of all software used worldwide; in the United States, that figure is 23 percent.”

    After all, Microsoft is facing competition in areas where it has previously dominated (desktop and low-mid range server operating systems, office productivity suites) and it needs to protect its revenues whilst not being seen as anti-competitive. As such, users need to see that they get something back – additional functionality for example, which is where my anti-trust worries come into play.

    Last week, federal regulators at the US Department of Justice (DOJ) revealed that they will soon begin an investigation of the next version of Windows (codenamed Longhorn) to ensure that it doesn’t violate the terms of Microsoft’s US antitrust settlement. The DOJ are also voicing concerns about Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2), claiming that they require further information from Microsoft in order to determine whether Windows satisfactorily honours user middleware choices.

    SP2 is a massive security update, but it does include some new functionality – most significantly a much improved Windows Firewall. That may or may not be considered middleware, but we can’t continue to lampoon Microsoft for security flaws at the same time as stopping them from shipping security features within the operating system. On the same level, we should expect anti-malware functionality too, and for that matter, anti-spam capabilities in Exchange. These features are all being implemented, but if the DOJ (and the European Union) get their way, Microsoft will be severely limited in what it can ship to its legitimate, paying customers.

    In the same way that many of the infrastructure deployment techniques that I have practised for years are now viewed as commodities and my company has to find new areas in which to add value, so are some of the software products which Microsoft is criticised for bundling within Windows (browser, firewall, etc.). Or to take another example, who would consider an operating system without a TCP/IP stack today? (something which once upon a time was an added extra with an associated cost). Those who have built a business around such commodities must find new areas in which to innovate, and leave Messrs Gates, Torvalds, and Jobs to include what have become basic system requirements in their operating systems.